I sneak out with the house keys at 11'.
Folks asleep,
The Watchman's at the floor,
Doing his security rounds,
Blind Date at 12'
Ah! not again...
I zoom on my bike,
Engine chugs,brakes fail.
I Ram into the signal post,
Cops,bent bike and the fine.
Ah! not again...
I walk by the street,
To catch the bus,
Boots trip on the banana peel,
Bottoms bruised, hairs stung.
Ah! not again...
I hit the pub at 1'.
Look for my blind date,
There she goes
My aunt nearby.
Ah! not again...
I sit sober with the mug of beer,
Bladder feels heavy,
I run to pee,
Door's jammed and the Zip's stuck,
Ah! not again...
I wait by the taxi stand at 2'.
A rogue stares and the gay smiles,
One's behind with the gun,
The other, bent on my ass,
Ah! not again...
I reach my apartment building at 3'.
Too tired to take the stairs,
I take the elevator to floor 10.
Power goes out,
Stuck at 5th,
Folks wake up at 5'.
Ah! not again...
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6 comments:
very nice blog
Hehehehehe............the one with the rogue and the gay.....hmmm.....well wondering what abhilash hegde felt with that gay experience..........LOLZzzzzzzzzz.......Neyways Ah Not again is a good one.......Keep it up!!!!!Moral of the story: No more blind dates!!!!!!!Be a good boy!!!!Ok Ok ....Now dont say Priya and her advices Ah Not again........
Hahahahaha!
That was an amazing piece of art. Real fun to read.
Keep it up, Abhi!
a real aaaa,oooo and ouch poem! [:)]
lolzz....ah..not again...enjoyed it!!
cHUK CHUK CHUK.........ah ,not again.......lolz............just too good.......
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